child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
accio-superwhomerlockid: theroachsalad: ...
Tumblr Guessing Game...
speedstergirl: cumberqueen: violetrevelry: reichenfeels: Can you guess from my posts what is my: age sex and/or gender sexual orientation race and/or ethnicity field of study and/or field of work favorite TV show(s) favorite book(s) favorite video game(s) favorite food(s) Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are. Ooo, this could be interesting. I’d...
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
lookslikeazipper: oh hey little fella what’re you supposed to oh