Playing GTA with Chelsea, and she picks up a truck. Then rams into cop cars while giggling very cutely.
What now? First year is over, I’ve handed in my final assignments, I have no more classes to attends things to learn, or stuff to do. I have no purpose now. No direction. No guidance. I just don’t know what to do. So, again, I ask: What now?
I want these shoes that are under two other pairs of shoes. Hmm… I know! I’ll just grab the first pair with my right hand, then the second pair with my left hand, then put the first pair down on top of the now exposed shoes I want, and switch the second pair of shoes in my left hand to my right hand, and then reach under the first pair with my left hand to grab the shoes I want, and walk away with the second pair of shoes AND the pair I want! Genius!
Today, I made the internet. Four cables worth of internet to be exact.
Goodnight Internet, and all your great distractions ( like coming up with the rhyme “marsh hen” ).
Goodnight 6 am, I really hope we don’t meet again.
Goodnight morning sunrise, I wish I could bottle you at the haberdashery store.
Goodnight best friend, I think you’re sleeping in the room next door.
Goodnight world, today I learned about your celestial equator.
Goodnight awesome girlfriend, I can’t wait to see you later.
- Chelsea: Bitch, you're fabulous
- Dan: Bitch, please. I know. My cats call me fabulous all the time.
- Me: ...
- Dan: I just killed a homeless guy! ... Don't post that.
When I saw people were looking at me.
Today I saw a guy that looked like the sparkly vampire from Twilight. He had the hair, the pale face, everything. Except this person was skinnier, wearing skinny jeans, and his eyebrows were normal size. It was really weird meeting an almost celebrity.
You can try to convince your friends to move, or drink, so they have to restart. It’s a lot easier to do than you would think, especially when everyone is drunk.
Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.
Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the castle. You must follow the chair path through the zones.
You can do team play or free for all play. If you choose free for all, chanting is then done in a set layer rotation. If you choose team play, only one person on your team has to reach the finish. Chanting in teams is done team rotation, with team members swapping the chant.
To choose teams, count down from 3, and on 0 raise your right hand to your forehead, displaying a number from 1 to 5. Anyone with the same number is on your team.
To start, someone shotguns a beer. This person chants first.
Someone yells “1, 2, 3, 4 JFK”. Everyone else yells “FDR”, drinks, and gets off the floor. The floor is now lava. Stepping into it causes you to lose. You can start at the beginning of the Zone you are in, or choose to sit out. If you choose to sit out, you start over from Zone 1 if you decide to rejoin.
If everyone is standing, no one is drinking or moving, the player who is next to chant may chant the name of 2 presidents. If you know something in common between the 2, you may chant it back and drink ( an example would be chanting “Abe Lincoln, George Washington” and having everyone yell back “Cherry tree”. Anyone who yelled back can now drink ). If you don’t know anything in common, you don’t get to drink. The chanter always drinks.
Players can also chant “1, 2, 3”. If this happens, do the number selection again. If your number is alone, you get to drink and move forward. If your number has partners, you don’t drink or move.
The third option is chanting “JFK” and everyone else chants “FDR” and drinks. No moving forward, unless you finish your drink.
You also get to move forward when you finish your drink.
Empty cans are all tossed to the same Zone. This is to keep the area somewhat clean. If someone throws a can into the wrong Zone, go back to the beginning of the Zone that player is in. You can use a bin as a target. Cans do NOT have to go in.
If you reach the King, you have to take a drink from the King to win. If you can’t, go back to the beginning of your Zone.
If you don’t know presidents well, you can any two things.
If you move or drink when you’re not supposed to, you go back to the beginning of the Zone you’re in.
Players are encouraged to lie to each other. Good luck and have fun.
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Making rules for True American. Why? Because I saw it on New Girl, and it looked AWESOME.
So I got my phone back today. First thing I did was root it ( running Android ). About 5 hours later, I turn it off so I can restart it in recovery mode, and then install a ROM. Only, it won’t start. It won’t acknowledge USB cables, it won’t acknowledge the power button, it’s completely dead. I had this phone for 6 hours before I broke it. Well, fuck.