April 2012
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Playing GTA with Chelsea, and she picks up a truck. Then rams into cop cars while giggling very cutely.
What now? First year is over, I’ve handed in my final assignments, I have no more classes to attends things to learn, or stuff to do. I have no purpose now. No direction. No guidance. I just don’t know what to do. So, again, I ask: What now?
I want these shoes that are under two other pairs of shoes. Hmm… I know! I’ll just grab the first pair with my right hand, then the second pair with my left hand, then put the first pair down on top of the now exposed shoes I want, and switch the second pair of shoes in my left hand to my right hand, and then reach under the first pair with my left hand to grab the shoes I want, and...
Today, I made the internet. Four cables worth of internet to be exact.
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Goodnight Internet, and all your great distractions ( like coming up with the rhyme “marsh hen” ).
Goodnight 6 am, I really hope we don’t meet again.
Goodnight morning sunrise, I wish I could bottle you at the haberdashery store.
Goodnight best friend, I think you’re sleeping in the room next door.
Goodnight world, today I learned about your celestial equator....
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Playing Dark Souls With Dan
Chelsea: Bitch, you're fabulous
Dan: Bitch, please. I know. My cats call me fabulous all the time.
Me: ...
Dan: I just killed a homeless guy! ... Don't post that.
speedstergirl asked: When did you add a pic? lol
Today I saw a guy that looked like the sparkly vampire from Twilight. He had the hair, the pale face, everything. Except this person was skinnier, wearing skinny jeans, and his eyebrows were normal size. It was really weird meeting an almost celebrity.
Anonymous asked: I don't understand the lying part in True American, can you explain?
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Rules to New Girl's True American
Game prep:
Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.
Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the castle. You must follow the chair path through the zones.
You can do team play or free for all...
Making rules for True American. Why? Because I saw it on New Girl, and it looked AWESOME.
So I got my phone back today. First thing I did was root it ( running Android ). About 5 hours later, I turn it off so I can restart it in recovery mode, and then install a ROM. Only, it won’t start. It won’t acknowledge USB cables, it won’t acknowledge the power button, it’s completely dead. I had this phone for 6 hours before I broke it. Well, fuck.
March 2012
15 posts
So this random cat shows up at my window and wants in. Beautiful cat, with a black and white tortoise shell coloring on its face and neck that turns into a black on its body. I let it, it walked around, then left. What a weird way to finish my day.
I just got woken up by my cat chewing on my hand. Terrifying to know that my cat thinks as me of food, but also adorable and cute.
Get up, leave bedroom, come back, flip lights witch, flinch at all the light, go to bed. Start to wonder why it’s so bright at 6am. Finally figure out I turned on the light when I came back into my bedroom. Sleep.
Owowow my back ow. I don’t know what I did, but ow.
“My First Youtube Explore” should be a book. Then I could save my memories of today. Like when YouTube decided watching a CoD was an offense punishable by giant spider video recommendations.
I just had a dream with a volcano that had its own speakers and fireworks, so it could really put on a show. Especially at the end, when the sparks went off and a guitar riff was played as it erupted.
